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Name:
johnnnnny
Birthdate:
28 March
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The Census report, like most such surveys, had cost an awful lot of money and didn't tell anyone anything they didn't already know - except that every single person in the galaxy had 2.4 legs and owned a hyena.

Hello, I have 2.4 legs and own a hyena.


I AM: me.
I OWN: a lot of shoes.
I WANT: no more dairy.
I NEED: some more orange juice, please.
I LIKE: lots of things.
I LOVE: all my friends.
I SING: Queen at 4.30 in the morning wearing an orange baseball cap and red lipstick, with all my pals.
I DANCE: at every opportunity.
I THINK: about things too much.

Elephants are my favourite animals. Well, really dinosaurs are, but they're not technically animals and they're also extinct, so I don't know if they count. I did an English degree but I have no intention of doing anything involving English as a career now I'm done. I go to the gym a lot but I'll never be as skinny as Nicole Richie. I like ugly Converse. I adore Queen. Open mic is better than karaoke, but singing in general rocks my socksicles. Skylark Ranch is in my heart. My sister lives 7000 miles away.

I like listening to the songs on my computer in alphabetical order. I don't eat meat. I give blood. I like how cats jump over gates.

-written with help from Notepad-


I like facebook. But I probably won't add you on it.


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50s fashion, alison goldfrapp, ally mcbeal, american teen movies, animal farm, animals, annie, audrey hepburn, back to the future, bas the spazz, beauty and the beast, being a girl, being the pokémon master, belle, belts, ben folds, ben kweller, ben lee, birds, blunt fringes, bob fosse, boy best friends, bridget jones, cabaret, california, camp, camp songs, carob, catherine zeta-jones, chicago the movie, clothes, columbus, cowboys, cranberry juice, curly hair, dancing like nobody's watching, dinosaurs, dirty dancing, disney, doing what i want, dresses, dyed hair, eels, einstein, elephants, ewan mcgregor, eyeliner instead of eyeshadow, facebook, fairly odd parents, freddie, frogs n shit, futurama, germolene, getting texted, gigs, ginger hair, grease the movie, harrison ford, harry potter, having lots of pens, inner bitches, innocent smoothies, johnny b. goode, judy garland's voice, kool aid, laughing, lea thompson's prom dress, legend of zelda, legwarmers, liza minelli, mean girls, michael j. fox, musicals, nature, neighbours, nightingales, ohio, oscar wilde, other people's tattoos, painting bedrooms, penguins, piercings, poogle darling, presents, queen, recycling, ribena, rocky horror, rupert grint, sailor moon, santa cruz, scary books, scooty-puff sr., sharks, singing, singing on stage, skylark ranch, soul, soya, star wars, the bens, the game, the iron giant, the mars volta, the moon, the wizard of oz, thttg, trees, trogdor, twilight, ugly animals, unfluffy, vegetarianism, vodka and coke, vodka and soda, vodka with anything, watership down

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